A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
Language Trends of the Future
Language Trends of the FutureThere are consistent trends in the past evolution of languages,...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...