Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...