Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Drugs have a generic name.
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what’s the generic...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...