A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Life’s Achievements!
Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...