Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
65 Bumper Stickers!
TOP BUMPER STICKER’S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit.2. Practice...
Why Blonde Jokes Are One-liners
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them. or So...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Tea Time
Something to ponder… Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...