What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can’t refuse anything with 10%...
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...