Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...