Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
A sad mourner
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started...
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...