Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher…
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...