Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Ya gotta love dem Cajuns
Young Boudreaux applied for an engineering job way, way up north in Shreveport. A...
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
A blonde detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test...
McNally
|McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess...