The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
Try to spell that name
|A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He...
1970 and year 2000.
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect...
Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...