Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good: You give the birds and bees...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...