Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
Adults have learned
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Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...