What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
You Might Be A College Student:
You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
MICHAEL KENNEDY
MICHAEL KENNEDY What’s the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...