Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Man’s Worst Nightmare
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make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
25 Fun Pool Activities
1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won’t come down...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...