Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you...
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
The Vegas Trip!
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....