Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Bribery 2
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....