Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
News from Washington
WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...