Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said...
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...