The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Dictionary of Evaluation Comments
Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really sayingin all...
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...