Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
Mr.Richman has 3daughters…
Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
Where is Jesus?
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....