Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
The moment of truth!
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...