Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Car Acronyms
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I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he’s so great ? 1) He has a belly...
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...