Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
Top reasons why it’s great to be Canadian
It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn...
Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...