Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room…
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room and the straight...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
WHAT IS THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Age WHAT’S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 35...
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her…
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...