Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
Signs and notices 20
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...