Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...