If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
More of the world’s shortest books!
A new list of the “World’s Shortest Books”:STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED-by Elizabeth TaylorBEAUTY SECRETS-by Janet...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Gas Prices vs ?
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...