The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...