Investigating a terrible accident
|There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...