Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Taking the final exam
|Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...