What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door…
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband....
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A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35...
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Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
Do you already have a child?
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If Operating Systems Were Beers
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Keeping a high profile in an office
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You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...