What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...