Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Who’s Child?
One day the African chief’s wife gave birth to a white child and the...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...