Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
GOD’S – Quality Management Questionnaire
God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...