Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
This day holds a lot of meaning for me…
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...