Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Lacking all religion
|A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game…
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the...