Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
Work Environment
Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee)...
Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...