Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
The
And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...