Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...