Coffee Time
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yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...
Casey married a rich widow
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Abbott calling Costello
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Stupid drunk blonde
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Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...