Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.