Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...