Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
THE IRS LETTER…
THE IRS LETTER… Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...