Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
2 Docs on a Date.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
World According to Student Bloopers
One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Be politically correct
|How to be politically correct with womenShe is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She...