This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl…
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...