How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
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The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name:...
Three guys are discussing women…
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Gold medal
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Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
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Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
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Some fishing terms
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