yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
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Da Bears
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A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
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Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
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Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
John pulled over the car by the side of the road…
John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian...