Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Seminars for Men
Seminars for Men COURSE 001 Combating Stupidity COURSE 002 You Too Can Do Housework...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
After working together for a while…
After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance blossomed, and they...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....