Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
Judi was bored with driving her BMW…
Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and besides that, every...
The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...