Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
Top 10 Halloween Things…
Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty…10. She’s a goblin!9. I’d like to get...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Granny and her grandchild…
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and...
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
You might be a Redneck JEDI if…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if…===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, “May the...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Those who don’t know
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.