Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters…
Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech…1. She doesn’t need to talk to...
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.